The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver lyrics

Performed by adam sandler

"and now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."

[kids getting on the bus]
"how are ya, bryan?"
"good morning, lisa."
"good to see ya, tommy!"
"hey, good morning, cyle! nice new backpack!"
"watch your step now, joseph."

"uhh, young man. can i help you? can i see your bus pass, please?"
[beating sounds]
"sir, please!"
[beating sounds]
"i drive with that hand!"
[beating sounds]
"children! call for help!"
[beating sounds]
"holy geez, no!"
[beating sounds]
"that's me! oh yes, oh!"
[beating sounds]
[final crack, horn sounding]