The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics
Performed by adam sandler and tara
Transcribed by big brother.
[setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]
"and now the excited southerner proposes to a girl."
Girl: "you wanted to ask me something?"
Excited southerner: "yes, i did. i - first of all i just wanted to say that you're -- very pretty girl, and i, i -- hoo -- you'the -- we've known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's ab
Ime that the two of us -- we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and i don't want to die alone, i -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, conce
E on what i'm trying to get across to you right now, hoo, i mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there,
I'm, the-, i'm, i'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love m
D that -- that's fi-- til death do us part i, we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --"
Girl: "look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because i'm just not ready for that kind of commitment."
Excited southerner: "coooooo."