None Of The Above lyrics

(belew/fetters/nyswonger)

Full color cover shot
Self magazine
Where the limos go
People start to scream
Shiny women on a yacht
These are things i ain't got

None of the above

Top ten well dressed men
Every hair in place
Author, skier, millionaire
Epitome of taste
Always willing, always hot,
All these things i am not

None of the above

I wish i was invisible,
Intelligent or pretty
But i'm none of the above